[The words in standard text are the words that I spoke at Al’s funeral service. The words in brackets [ ] were added for this blog.]
Eulogy for Al J. Horton
August 11, 2020
Red Oak Cemetery, Bache, OK
My earliest memory of Al wasn’t truly a memory with Al in it. There was a rattlesnake in a gallon jar on the front porch of the four-room shack that we lived in. I may have been three or maybe almost four years old at the time. I was three-and-a-half years old when Al graduated from high school in 1949. Moma told me to go get a diaper to cover the jar so that she wouldn’t have to see the rattlesnake. I hope that Al wasn’t practicing catch and release.
My next memory of Al was when I was almost five years old in 1951. He was no longer Al; he was Al and Lona.
The Al that we all know was bigger that life, but let me tell you about Alfred Jackson Horton. That was Al’s birth name. Daddy got mad that a Republican relative named a son after Herbert Hoover who was elected president in 1928. Hoover’s Democratic opponent was Alfred E. Smith. To get even, Daddy named him Alfred and added the Jackson for Stonewall Jackson, the Confederate general.
Alfred was born in a shack and grew up in a series of shacks. Our parents sometimes lived with relatives and sometimes just moved into empty shacks until the owners kicked them out. Al told me that one shack had holes where windows belonged but no glass in the openings.
1944
Besides being a snake handler without any religious experience, Alfred once picked up a dynamite cap which exploded taking part of his thumb and parts of several fingers with it on his left hand. Alfred and a friend applied a tourniquet to his arm and walked miles into Russellville to the doctor. When Moma and Daddy got there, his only concerns were whether or not he would lose his hand and if he had on clean underwear.
RHS Class of 1949
Alfred’s senior yearbook indicates that he was on an academic study track and was the lead in the senior play. Alfred told the story of putting a snake in a teacher’s desk drawer, and when she opened the drawer, she yelled, “Alfred Horton, come and get this snake and take it outside.” Alfred said that many were surprised that he graduated.
In 1950, Alfred and a friend hitchhiked to California, and Alfred came back through Oklahoma to visit our Uncle Henry in Sulphur. Somehow, he found Lona Lorece Smith and must have done more than visiting. He always joked that he thought he was marrying Lona’s sister Geneva but that he had injured his eyes and his father-in-law Abe pulled a switch on him.
The next time I saw Al, he was no longer Alfred. Now, he was Al and Lona. Evidently, when he joined the Marines, they demanded a birth certificate with something more on it than “Male Child Horton.” Lona rode the bus from Oklahoma to Alabama, and our neighbors drove her to the courthouse in Jackson County to get a birth certificate with Al Jacques Horton on it. I don’t know when our family became French.
Al and Lona, 1951
I will always believe that Alfred shortened his name to Al to keep some people from calling him Al-FORD and others from calling him Al-FERD. Al brought the matter home to Max and me that there were to be no Christmas presents if we didn’t call him Al. And, oh, the Christmas presents! For Max, I remember a BB gun, a real bow with arrows, a Bowie knife, and a pogo stick. For me, I remember rollers skates and a key! I remember Max’s gifts better because I was a tomboy and wanted them. We were also not supposed to call Lona “Loney Baloney,” either. Max and I were very perceptive and knew she was the shopper in the family.
[Al served in the Marines from March 13, 1952, until March 10, 1954, and fought in Korea. He was trained as a field radio operator, and one of my favorite pictures of him shows him in the back of a Jeep with his radio while in Korea. After Al enlisted, he took a two-year college test to be able to enter the Officers Candidate School. He passed the test, but someone along the chain of command questioned whether he was physically able to be an officer since he was missing parts of his left thumb and some fingers. This didn’t sit well with our daddy. Daddy was in the habit of writing to Senator Lister Hill of Alabama, so he fired a letter off to Senator Hill to question why his son could fight for his country but couldn’t serve as an officer. The next thing Al knew, he was called into his commanding officer’s office in Korea and grilled about why he was trying to get out of the Marines. Al knew nothing about the letter that Daddy had written on notebook paper using a pencil until the commanding officer handed it to him to read.
When Al left the commanding officer’s office, he was informed that his bags were packed for him and that he would be flying to Japan. That was the last Al saw of Korea. In the meantime, the Marines had changed the qualifications for entering OCS to passing a test which was the equivalent of four years of college. Al passed that test and once told me that the Marines told him that he had an IQ of 140. Once he passed the test, they told him the OCS was currently full.
A year or so ago, Al asked me if I could get his military records for him. He wanted to see if there was a copy of the handwritten letter from our dad in the file. The original letter wasn’t in the file, but a transcribed, typed copy of it was. None of the family who has read it thinks that the language used in it was what our father would have written. It was too sophisticated for someone with a third grade education. Maybe our father had help composing it, but we doubt it. However, Daddy’s letter sparked letters from Senator Hill and also from Rear Admiral H. Lamont Pugh, surgeon general of the U. S. Navy who was investigating to see if Al was fit for service! The Marines had neglected to inform Al that if his missing digits kept him from OCS that he could also be eligible for a medical discharge. By the time his ship made it to California, he was lovesick for Lona and decided to seek a discharge to be with her rather than to attend OCS. When Al received a stack of papers that was almost two inches thick from the National Archives, he found out that he had qualified to be promoted to sergeant on August 24, 1954—months after he was discharged but still while he was serving in the Reserves. The Marines had never informed him.]
From youth, Al loved boxing and even boxed himself. That is how I ended up with a baby brother named Max for the great Max Baer. As a youth, when we visited Oklahoma, I remember getting to know Al and Lona’s friends, Dick and Loreeta Potts and their kids Linda Lou and Rick. Al and Dick watched the Friday Night Fights together on TV. They had a standing bet. Dick took the boxer in the black shorts, and Al took the boxer in the white shorts. I think Al often came out ahead on the bets because the boxer in the white shorts was usually a black boxer. Al had a big collection of Ring magazines. Dick drove a Pepsi truck; Al drove a beer truck. My addiction to Coca Cola suffered greatly during those visits.
In 1962, Al and Lona’s lives were changed forever when Stacey Kay came into their lives. They brought her to Alabama to show her off to the relatives. Four months later, Connie Kilgore became the youngest Horton granddaughter and her mother Dean benefitted greatly by receiving Stacey’s hand-me-downs.
In the fall of 1964, Al, Lona, and Stacey came back to Alabama for a visit. It was my senior year in high school. During the visit, Al told me that if I would come to live with them in Tulsa, he would loan me money for my college tuition and books and that living with them would save me on room and board. This changed the whole course of my life, but the deal had one catch—I had to graduate in three years so that Max could follow behind me.
I lived with Al, Lona, and Stacey from the day after I graduated from high school until early in 1966 when they came down to McAlester to purchase the old Hale Hassell building to use as a warehouse. While I lived with them in Tulsa, Al was a salesman for National Distilleries. I became his personal secretary as he wrote his weekly reports in his beautiful, even, printing style, and I typed them for him. I learned new words even though I couldn’t pronounce them–Pouilly-Fuissé and Liebfraumilch. Lona also taught me some new words!
Al told me that since he talked me into coming to Tulsa, he would loan me the tuition and pay my room and board if I wanted to return to Alabama to attend Auburn. By that time, I already had a D on my transcript that wouldn’t transfer. I remained at TU.
While living in Tulsa, I met Lona’s Uncle Paul and Aunt Ruth Baldridge. They had a standing Rook game each Friday night. Al and Paul were partners. I think Lona and Ruth benefitted greatly when Uncle Paul would hold his hand half way across the table so that he could see his cards. One night Ken kept me out after midnight, the usual time that the card game would break up. He didn’t bring me home until 3:00 AM. At 7:00 AM the next morning, Lona had me up washing windows, and Al had me pulling what he called “crap” grass.
It is impossible to innumerate the years since 1966 when Al opened Dixie Liquor Company and became one of the largest liquor wholesalers in the state. Al and Lona became Al and Lona and JR and Marie [Ricks], and they raised Tommy Dale and Stacey during their long hours in the business. It was a family business, and Al and Lona counted their friendship with JR and Marie as one of their biggest blessings in life.
Al held certain standards in life. He thought all of his nephews who were sent to him for inspiration and correction needed a haircut. He gave Stacey dating advice while she was young and well into adulthood: 1) Don’t bring any hairy-legged boys home to me. 2) Quit marrying the hired help.
Al taught his younger brother Max to eat with a fork instead of a spoon by hitting him on top of the head with his own fork and then continuing to eat with the same fork.
While owning Dixie Liquor, Al bought a farm and began breeding and racing thoroughbreds. He had a great horse named Zonic at stud. Greater still was Silver Goblin out of Silver Ghost and Molly O’Horton. Molly was named for our Uncle Cas Horton who was the closest thing to a real dad that Al ever had. Cas’s nickname was Molly. Silver Goblin’s trainer was Lona’s nephew Kenny Smith. Al often named horses after his relatives: Bruvver Max for our baby brother, First Baptist was probably for our mother, and he finally named one for me—Sister Lulu—and then sold it at auction. [Tharptown Phoebe was definitely for our mother.]
Silver Goblin had career earnings of $1,083,895. He was named the Oklahoma Horse of the Century. He lived out his days in the pasture at Al’s farm where people would pull over on the highway to take his picture. As with Al, Silver’s hair turned almost snow white before he finished his days of leisurely grazing and eating the apples that Al would bring.
Al Horton was bigger than life. He was a character and also a man of high character. He not only changed the course of life for Max and me, he recently told me how concerned he was for our sister Dean. He told me that I had to know that she was the closest to him and he felt like he raised her. Al was the patriarch of our Horton family from an early age. He was our father, brother, and friend.
Lona told us the story of how Al and she struggled when they were first married. She said she was waiting for him to come home with some grocery money one day. She said he had six to eight dollars, and she just wanted to buy some hamburger meat. When Al got home, he told her about picking up an old hitchhiker who was headed to Illinois to visit his son or daughter. He couldn’t read and had already ended up in Wichita three times. The old man had holes in the soles of his shoes. Al went into a gas station and got a map. He marked the route for the man to take to get to Illinois and told him to show it to anyone who picked him up. Al put cardboard in the man’s shoes, and then he gave him the grocery money that Lona was waiting for. After Lona gave Al several pieces of her mind, she asked Al why he didn’t just give him his shoes. Al replied, “I tried, but they wouldn’t fit.” They ate at Lona’s parents’ house that night.
Al has told the story of hitchhiking through McAlester once, and it was getting near dusk. No one would stop to pick him up, so he crawled into a culvert and slept there for the night. The next morning when he crawled out, he saw a big sign on the highway warning motorists not to pick up any hitchhikers because they could be escaped prisoners from the state prison in McAlester. Al moved on down the road.
[Al picked up many hitchhikers for decades. After he stopped picking them up, whenever he would see an older man hitchhiking, he would always remark, “Another retired whiskey salesman.”]
Such was Al Horton. He helped family, he helped friends, and he helped strangers. He helped the Boys and Girls Club of McAlester by fundraising and offering to match funds to build the new facility. He didn’t want his name on the building, but the event center was named for him.
[Politicians often courted Al for donations to their campaign. Most wanted him to give them money under the table so that there would be no records of the donations. Al refused. He loved to talk politics with my husband Ken, but it took Ken a few years to catch on that Al was going to play the devil’s advocate and take whatever side Ken was against. Ken finally wised up during the 1972 presidential election when Al said he was voting for George Wallace for president and Shirley Chisholm for vice president!]
[Al was also a gambler. He bet on horses—his own and the horses of others. He played blackjack and was featured on the cover of a magazine in Las Vegas when he won a tournament there. He was also kicked out of a casino or two because they accused him of counting cards. That should let you know that the odds are always with the house. I think he made the surest bet of his lifetime in 1983 after Stacey graduated from Southeastern Oklahoma State with a 4.00 GPA in business administration. He gave Stacey a Corvette for graduation. When our son Zach, who was nine years old at the time, saw the Corvette, he asked his Uncle Al if he would give him one if he made a 4.00 GPA in college. Al told him he would. I immediately told Al that he would be in no danger of having to pay up.]
We will miss Al and the pride that he took in his garden where he raised tomatoes and peppers. A friend told me yesterday that he didn’t think Al ever cared about the having the glory; however, he always enjoyed the story.
Al was not a religious man, but he and I have discussed God over the years. He would always tell me that he and God had an understanding and that they were good with each other. Our mother would not approve of closing this service without Scripture.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
1To everything there is a season,
A time for every purpose under heaven:
2 A time to be born,
And a time to die;
A time to plant,
And a time to pluck what is planted;
3 A time to kill,
And a time to heal;
A time to break down,
And a time to build up;
4 A time to weep,
And a time to laugh;
A time to mourn,
And a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones,
And a time to gather stones;
A time to embrace,
And a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to gain,
And a time to lose;
A time to keep,
And a time to throw away;
7 A time to tear,
And a time to sew;
A time to keep silence,
And a time to speak;
8 A time to love,
And a time to hate;
A time of war,
And a time of peace.
I would also like to share this poem written by Robert Louis Stevenson:
“Requiem”
Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And I laid me down with a will.
This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longed to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.
I would add for Al—
Home is the gardener,
Home from the garden.
I cannot close without mentioning that during my mother’s last ten years or so, Al and Lona took her into their home and gave her what was probably the ten nicest years of her life. She was crippled with rheumatoid arthritis and had been in a wheelchair since 1950. I don’t know why, but Al always called her by her first name, Phoebe.
When Al would call me, he would always identify himself by saying, “Lulu, this is Phoebe’s eldest boy.” I will miss hearing that greeting.
]Al was buried in a new pair of overalls which his sister Willodene had given him a few years ago. Although he cleaned up nicely for formal occasions, Al preferred to go to work in overalls, and he preferred to wear shorts at home with no shirt–much like a boxer. When Al was asked to take a formal portrait to hang at the McAlester Boys and Girls Club where he had served on the board and had also been the president of the board, Al chose to have his portrait made in his overalls.]
[Al once told me of going into a jewelry store to buy Lona a gift. He was fond of giving her diamonds. He said he walked in wearing his overalls and all the employees seemed to huddle in a corner. Al said he was sure they were drawing straws to see who would serve him. Finally, a young woman came over and asked him if she could be of assistance. Al picked out an expensive gift and then pulled out his money clip from his overalls pocket. As he peeled off the hundred dollar bills, he said he thought the young woman was going to faint.]
The portrait that hangs in the Boys and Girls Club